Help wanted please

Hiya Bulb, I need some help :upside_down_face: What is the cheapest to run form of lighting? :woozy_face:
I’ve tried street lights, but had to pay big fines, candles from animal fat stink and cannot afford silly prices for LED.

See: Cheapest lights

Edit: Oh, it’s a joke. You edited in the joke afterwards.

I can see six wind turbines from my front window any ideas how I can connect up to one of them wirelessly or otherwise?